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Pattaya Bar Reviews: J Club

Link Here 26th April 2017

j club signOn Soi Full Love Inn one more single-unit hostess bar with doorbell and YouTube music has opened: J Club.

It is supposed to be Japanese themed , but it does look as ordinary as the neighbouring bars.

There were seven or eight birds and two of them looked slightly better than the average quality on the Soi Full Love Inn strip .

Some of them were clad in colourful beach bikinis with some kind of transparent kimonos on top, the only objects that could be labelled Japanese .

I was told ST was 300 baht in the playroom downstairs and 350 baht in a room with shower upstairs with the girls expecting 1,000 to 2,000 (!) baht ST.

For the complete duration of my visit I was their only customer.

Bottled Heineken 90 baht.



Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Club Mistys

Link Here 26th April 2017

  Club Mistys neon A funny thing happened to me on Monday night as I was walking down Soi 15. I tripped up on a piece of concrete, I managed to save myself from falling over by grabbing the Misty's window. In the confusion I went into Misty's by mistake, I thought I'd have a drink anyway. What a mistake, the place was dead.

There were 8 coyote dancers on stage most of them overweight or past their sell by date. There were 8 more sitting around of no better quality.

There was no interaction between girls punters (2), not even a smile came my way. To make thing's even worse, no check bins, they must keep it at the bar.

The draft beer was not very good. They need to clean the pipes.

The place is dead ,why don't they bury it? I drank up in 5 minutes and went into a decent place.



Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Super Girl

Link Here 18th April 2017

Super Girl I popped into Super Girl on Soi Diamond on Friday night. What a transformation,

There was a real party atmosphere with 15-20 attractive girls walking around and sitting with punters, wearing only skimpy red Bikini bottoms. The mamasang came round introducing punters to girls,

Some lovely girls and tit's on show.

Well worth a visit at the moment.


  Toilets to let...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Silver Star

Link Here 17th April 2017

Silver Star Silver Star A-GoGo on Soi 8 has reopened after a recent police closure and is now keeping a low profile.

In the Jacuzzi were three girls in bikinis, still an unusual sight.

Of the dozen or so dancers five were on stage at any time. Three of them were coyotes and the others, who were clad in white string bikinis, would open their bras on stage, apparently ready to cover up as fast as possible when needed.

I saw one tiny, young and attractive bikini girl with a perfect shape. No full nudity.

Only three or four other customers and very little interaction. A gentleman was buying bottled beers for some girls, but left without barfining.

The TOLET (sic) near the Chinese-Buddhist crib was free of charge.

Bottled Heineken still 130 baht.


  Love, Paradise and the Office...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lady Love, The Office, and Paradise

Link Here 14th April 2017
Lady Love Lady Love

I popped into Lady Love on LK Metro on a Wednesday evening.

It had very loud music, which I did not like.

The main stage had 6 topless mature dancers, with very large silicone breasts. They were followed by 6 Coyote Dancers. The small stage had a very nice nude blonde.

The Draft Beer was very nice, 75 Baht for a half pint.

The place was quite busy but not my cup of tea.

The Office

I popped into the Office on LK Metro the other evening, it was very quiet.

A few more punters came in after us and there was a good atmosphere.

An attractive blonde with large breasts approached my friend, who passed her up, so she came to me. As she had to pass me to get to my friend, I also passed her up, I don't take seconds.

The Tiger draft was very good and the few punters there were, were enjoying themselves.

Their were about 16 girls and 5 of them were Topless.

Paradise sign 2014 Paradise

I also popped into The Paradise Club on LK Metro.

It was very lively with a good atmosphere. Everyone was having a good time.

There was a good selection of bikini and topless girls.

The music and draft beer were good.


  Remembering the good old days...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Mistys

Link Here 7th April 2017

Club Mistys neon On Walking Street the Italian restaurant L' Italiano (opposite Alcatraz A-GoGo and, before that, at the current location of Infinity A-GoGo) has closed. The Russian clubs upstairs and the latter's aggressive touts in front will not have helped.

At Club Mistys on Soi 15 off Walking Street not much if anything has improved, but their barfining prices are skyrocketing.

At my latest visit the big majority of the dancers were double-topped and double-bottomed coyotes clad in white doing the Pattaya shuffle. There were also five or six dancers in black bikinis performing a lousy show unveiling their upper departments.

By far most of the females were mediocre, but there were also some cute spinners. One of them was Ae from Buriram (number 44, 25 years, 147 centimetres, 35 kilogrammes, two children by two different fathers), not to be confused with the, also tiny, waitress Ae (number 205). She appears to live in Siracha (35 kilometres from Pattaya) with her (probably lazy) parents and her children and returns home every night after work at 4 a.m. with the bahtbus on Pattayatai (10 baht) and a minibus on Sukhumvit Road (40 baht). That is at least one gogo girl who does NOT hit the discos after work to earn an extra barfine-free penny (a popular myth on some internet fora).

mistys good old daysI had been told that the funny and wild, string-showing waitress Wa (number 201) had come back, but I did not see her.

The useless hostesses seem to have disappeared.

The mamasans are still the same, boring Jaan and apathetic Ning, and they seem to conspire to keep all girls inside, which results in five to ten girls per punter. I did not see a manager, but the security man was still roaming the place and even begging for lady drinks.

From time to time there was some (I guess heavily sponsored) toplessness on the bench seating.

After midnight the barfines were still 1,000 baht for coyotes and 2,000 baht for showgirls with them expecting at least 2,000 baht ST.

At Club Mistys girls who are barfined are usually applauded when they leave in plain clothes with their customer, but this time I did not hear or see applause.

Less than two years ago I still could barfine there at 600 + 1,000 baht ST, 600 + 2,000 baht LT or 1,800 baht in-house all-in.

In spite of good memories I am not going back in a hurry. On their still existing website, I found a picture of the good old days.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht now, lady drinks (very small glasses of cola on the rocks) 150 baht.


  Sweet and deadly...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sugar Sugar and Ninja

Link Here 1st April 2017

Sugar Sugar I popped into Sugar Sugar recently. It was a very enjoyable visit.

There were some nice Coyote Dancers and some lovely topless young Girls.

It was a very good atmosphere with everyone having a good time.

I popped into the Ninja A-GoGo in LK Metro recently.

It was a very pleasant experience. The place was very lively with a good atmosphere and some very beautiful and friendly girls. No nudity but very sexy girls.

Well worth a visit.


  Pretty Naughty...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Naughty Girls

Link Here 28th March 2017

Naughty Girls frontage Inside Naughty Girls on Soi Diamond was more activity than one would have expected from outside.

The interior has remained unchanged for years.

There were two teams of about five dancers each clad in black bikinis, some in strings and some double bottomed. About half of them were topless and I saw some nice bodies and some nice natural racks.

There was a steady flow of customers. A more-than-drunk Japanese was buying trays of tequila shots for the girls.

Pity of the cigarette smoke.

I was told the barfine was 800 baht, the girls expecting 1,500-2,000 baht ST and 3,000 baht LT.

Bottled Heineken 135 baht now.



  Kiss and tell...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Dollhouse, Champagne, Pandora's

Link Here 26th March 2017

dollhouse I popped into the Dollhouse on Soi 15 on Saturday night.

A very pleasant experience. There were very attractive girls ranging from Coyote Dancers to nude.

There were 2 very attractive and slim Girls in the large bath who were not shy in showing their pussies, or letting punters feel and kiss them.

The Girls on the stage came over and introduced themselves.

Well worth a visit.

I popped into Champagne Tuesday evening, a very forgettable experience.

Some very below average Coyote Dancers and terrible loud music. One to miss at the moment.

I popped into Pandora's on LK Metro on Tuesday.

There were 5 or 6 attractive girls outside, inside I felt I'd interrupted a wake. There were 5 extremely average Coyote Dancers on stage and a few prettier girls sitting around. No action, no atmosphere.


  Waiting for Pitt...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lighthouse and Iron

Link Here 22nd March 2017

Lighthouse A-GoGo sign I popped into the Lighthouse A-GoGo on Walking Street on Monday evening. What a disappointment!

There were 10 Coyote Dancers on the stage and 10-15 sitting around. Some of them were attractive some stunning. I made eye contact with none of them,

The waiting staff looked like they'd been to a funeral.

As I was leaving a very attractive girl, sitting by the door, smiled at me. I said it's too fucking late now, why didn't you come over earlier? I got no reply.

I Guess they were waiting for Brad Pitt to arrive?

I popped into the Iron Club Monday night. What a terrible place with very loud music.

The place is as big as a barn. 2 very large stages and an unused Bath take up most of the space, with very awkward seating round the walls

It has no atmosphere and not many punters to fill the large area.

A few nice looking girls, 3 I'd seen before elsewhere.

With expensive drinks, lady drinks are 195.


  Gold Bar...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Gold

Link Here 17th March 2017

gold opening After several attempts Gold Club has finally reopened on Soi LK Metro at the venue that was previously Amethyst Club and before that M*A*S*H A-GoGo.

This is a short gogo with a central stage and double-tier bench seating on both sides. There is a narrow gallery around the gogo which apparently only serves as an access to the firemen's pole.

About half of the dancers were clad in red bikinis and black stay-up stockings. They would strip topless towards the end of their dance stint. The other half were coyotes mostly in white and very pushy for lady drinks.

The quality of the females was average, from 4 to 6, and still a lot better than the cattle at the overpriced previous incarnation Amethyst Club.

black backless jumpsuitThe short and sexy mamasan was wearing a black elegant jumpsuit with a backless lace top.

Not many customers and nobody stayed long. No remarks on the lighting and music. Nice and clean separate toilets.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht.


  Small worries...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lek

Link Here 14th March 2017

lek 2nd rd Pattaya's northernmost gogo, Lek A-GoGo on Second Road between Soi 5 and Soi 4, is still surviving.

Nothing has changed to its interior in the two years of their existence.

At 9 p.m. I was their first and only customer.

josephine bakerOn the rectangular stage with three chrome poles was a big Josephine Baker shaped dancer, perhaps a ladyboy. Her transparent top was too small for her enormous bolt-ons and she finally threw it in my direction.

She later told me she was from Bangkok , her barfine was 1,000 baht, there was a nice room at 300 baht nearby and she wanted to go with me for free .  As I have always been wary of free lunches and even more so of free rides, I declined politely. Although she had no particularly deep voice, she did not want me to check her fanny.

After her dance stint three mediocre girls in way too big red bikinis had taken to the stages.

Bottled Heineken still 120 baht


 Updated: State of undress...

Some bars are still on edge after the military government targeted Pattaya

Link Here 14th March 2017

peppermint Peppermint had topless girls but with nipples covered up. Even though the clampdown is over, no nudity.

The leader of the Army Junta is coming to Pattaya at the end of the month and probably the cover up will be back on for his visit.

Update: Undressed and not

14th March 2017. Thanks to Dave

I don't know if the Clampdown is officially over but there are Topless girls In Happy and Skyfall There are naked girls in G-spot and Sugarbaby short times rooms are open over sweethearts.

Girls are still covered up in Baccara and Living Dolls one (nipples covered),

Update: Shortages and short shorts

18th March 2017. Thanks to Dave

Every a-go-go I go in has a shortage of Dancers, even Baccara,

No shortage at sapphire club though. It becomes more like a a-go-go every time I go there, with skimpier shorts and tops.

Since the Clampdown started every where I go the Girls are wearing much more revealing shorts.


  Overmind remind...

News and Pattaya GoGo Reviews

Link Here 11th March 2017

overmind In the small soi off Soi Buakhaow opposite the Sawasdee Siam building, at the previous location of Baby Boom A-GoGo, Fairy Club has become PinUp Club.

In an open shack on upper Soi Khao Talo, where Samorn Bar used to be before they moved across the road, Nice Girl Bar has opened.

At Passion Dance Club on Soi 6 ST rooms are no longer available, the old mamasan told me.

Believe it or not: upstairs from Soi 15 and Soi Diamond Overmind Club has reopened once more.

On top of the Soi 15 entrance is a window now with two chrome poles and dancers visible from the street. With the power lines in front it is not a nice sight.

The interior has been redone completely.

From the Soi 15 entrance side are two rectangular central stages, each of them with two thick chrome pillars on them and surrounded with seven normal chrome poles fixed to the ceiling. Between those stages is a lower round stage with only one chrome pole in the middle. Behind those stages is a square Jacuzzi.

On the Soi 15 side is single-tier bench seating and on the Soi Diamond side triple(!)-tier bench seating.

At the rear near the toilets and the Soi Diamond entrance is one more low round stage with one chrome pole in the middle and some bench seating around.

The dancers were mostly sub-average and clad in white: about 80% in coyote outfits and about 20% in too big string bikinis.

After a while (that means after a mamasan insisted) the bikini dancers would take off their tops. Several of them were wearing pasties in different colours and shapes: lips, hearts and stars. One of them had ridiculous bolt-ons with green stars on her nipples.

Two naked girls were soaping in the Jacuzzi.

Tik, perhaps the shortest waitress in Pattaya who used to work at Alcatraz A-GoGo and before that at Kiss A-GoGo and at Far East Rock A-GoGo, told me she did not like the place and would go back to Alcatraz when they reopen in three months.

The music was way too loud and the lighting poor.

Only a fistful of customers for dozens of females.

The gents is in a state of disrepair.

Bottled Heineken 160 baht, up from 140 baht.

The Pattaya GoGo count has now increased to 81.



Pattaya GoGo Reviews: SkyFall

Link Here 9th March 2017
Skyfall neom SkyFall is located on Walking Street near the Beach Road end.

I popped into Skyfall on Tuesday night.  I sat down an ordered a Heineken. When I looked up I got a real shock, all the girls on Stage had taken their tops off and their were some lovely pairs of tits on show.

Most of the girls were Coyote Dancers, but their shorts were cut right back, showing a lot of bum.

All the girls were attractive and friendly. It was not too busy, so not a bad visit.


  Shack stack...

Pattaya Restaurant Reviews: Caddy Shack

Link Here 6th March 2017
caddy shackCaddy Shack is located on Theprassit Soi 8 opposite the Punch and Judy pub.

I popped into the Caddy Shack for Sunday Lunch. It was a very nice experience,

All the staff were very friendly. The Sunday lunch special was; soup, roast with choice of meat and ice cream & Banana for sweet. I

It was very nice but the quantities were very large. I could not eat it all.

Draft Cider was on special offer at 130b per pint. I had draft Fosters Lager. which was very nice.

Can be well recommended.


  Stairs to the stars...

News and reviews from the Silver Stars and Upstairs

Link Here 1st March 2017

silverstar 2 On Soi 8 Silver Star A-GoGo is still dark, after the high profile police raid that heralded the start of the current morality crusade. Meanwhile at Silver Star 2 A-GoGo on Soi 7 it is still business as usual, be it with less (official) nudity. It was a weird sight, a jacuzzi girl showering in a black bikini.

That being said, all girls were still eager to reveal their secrets for a 20-baht note.

From time to time the lights dimmed and the front door was locked for a show of the sweethearts in their birthday suits.

Bottled Heineken still 130 baht.

dclub cardUpstairs from Walking Street, where Dclub and before that the short-lived tomboy club and Tiger Club A-GoGo used to be, DClub A-GoGo has opened.

In the middle of the left-hand side is still the white DJ desk and in the back is still a lounge with sofas. Left of the entrance is a bar counter and in the middle are two central stages, each of them surrounded with eight chrome poles of about 1.80 metres high.

The bench seating on both sides looks comfortable at first sight, but appears to have been conceived for people with extra short legs. Left and right of the DJ desk are black cubes that can serve as small stages.

As was the case in the Tiger Club A-GoGo days the mixed toilets are still outside.

All dancers were overdressed coyotes clad in black, in quality varying from average to plain ugly. On each of the main stages were about six of them. Not the slightest nudity.

The mamasan looked like a ladyboy and perhaps was one.

Some girls were trying to sell shots.

The music was shitty and too loud.

The lighting was very bad, probably on purpose. From the rear disturbing laser beams were blinding the public.

There were not many customers and most of them were Asians.

Nobody seemed to buy lady drinks, let alone pay barfines.

On internet I read somewhere the lady drinks are from 165 baht, the barfines from 1,000 baht ST and the birds' fees from 2,500 (!) baht ST. Draught beer 79 baht, bottled Heineken 150 baht.


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