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  Black and white in Silver...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Silver Star


Link Here 18th October 2017

Silver Star At Silver Star A-GoGo on Soi 8 the layout has remained unchanged.

Of over twenty dancers six were on stage performing the Pattaya shuffle and advancing one place after each song.

Most of them were clad in Super-Baby-style white lace string bikinis not flattening their nipples, but at least half a dozen so-called coyotes were wearing huge ugly black-and-white-chequered bikinis.

The only nudity I have seen were the Jacuzzi girls, also in white string bikinis, who would drop their bottoms to shoot ice cubes into mugs and glasses.

Most girls were average and the coyotes even more so.

The number of customers, mostly draught-beer drinkers, varied from two to seven or eight and nobody stayed long.

No interaction.

Bottled Heineken still 130 baht.

 

  Pussy tricks take center stage...

Center Club opens on Soi Diamond


Link Here 16th October 2017

center club signOn Soi Diamond, right of Yes A-GoGo, Center Club (American spelling) has opened at the location that was once Maxine's Club, Dream Club A-GoGo and Carousel A-GoGo.

At first sight nothing in the interior has changed since its last reincarnation. There is still a too large square stage with twelve interconnected chrome poles and there is still double-tier bench seating on all sides.

The air conditioning has seen better days.

Most of the time I was there, there was a boring show by four pussy trick performers who kept their skirts on.

The dancers were more than overdressed, double topped and double bottomed in the most diverse outfits, some of them with camisoles. Most of them were old and most of them were fat to extremely fat. At least some of them were freelancers (or beer-bar girls on their day off) hired at 500 baht a day.

During the dance stints the music was way too loud.

On the first night of their existence there was already a disgusting cigarette smoke stench. I wonder if their air conditioning was actually running and/or if it has ever been serviced.

The gents is still as cramped as before and there is only one urinal (and one washbasin), no cubicle. A place to avoid when you are suffering from acute diarrhoea.

You only get a check bin at Center Club if you ask for one.

A forgettable experience.

Bottled Heineken 160 baht.

 

  Appletiser...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Shark Club


Link Here 12th October 2017

Shark on Soi 15 I was walking down Soi 15 last night, after a very boring visit to the Dollhouse, when I bumped into an old friend called Apple, she was standing outside the Shark Club.

The Model's were on when I came in. There were some very attractive Girls dressed in black G-strings and sheer black tops. No nudity of any kind, they were followed by the inevitable Coyote Dancers, apart from 1 topless blonde with huge silicone tit's. Some of the Girls smiled at me which makes a change.

Music was good not too loud. A good atmosphere, but that was probably because I was sitting with Apple and her friend.

Not a bad place. Similar to the Sapphire Club.

 

  Seeing the funny side...

Club 555 opens just off Soi Buakhao


Link Here 8th October 2017

555 logoIn a single-unit shophouse in a small soi off Soi Buakhaow just before Soi 15 when coming from Soi LK Metro, next to Garden Beer Bar and opposite Baby Boom A-GoGo, a closed-fronted bar and guesthouse has opened: 555 .

(As to Garden Beer Bar: they are mainly catering for French-language people; there is no garden at all; the garden is just in the name.)

Although the 555 bar is rather narrow and dark, it is nicely laid out compared to similar places, such as Excite Club on Soi Xzyte.

Near the entrance were a bunch of farangs drinking, smoking cigarettes and chatting among them, perhaps the owner and his mates.

The girls were a mixed bag, varying from the tall and slim complete newbie without any English to the short, old, fat, mercenary, silicone-enhanced and tattooed threeholer.

I was told the ST bar fine was 300 baht (room upstairs included) plus 1,000 baht for FS.

All of them were keen on getting some notes in their bras and strings. (Bar girls have got to eat too.)

Bottled Heineken 100 baht, lady drinks (tequila) 130 baht.

 

  Out of Chaos, comes ordinary...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Chaos


Link Here 5th October 2017

chaos signOn Soi LK Metro Chaos A-GoGo has opened at the previous location of Kiss A-GoGo.

The layout looks very cheap. On both sides of the central stage is spacious double-tier red bench seating. However, the benches are too high to be comfortable and there are no footrests on the tables.

In the area right of the entrance, which can be curtained off, is a low square table with a chrome pole on it.

There was a team of five dancers in black lingerie who took off their bras once on stage and there were about a dozen double-topped and double-bottomed coyotes in the most diverse outfits, some of them with camisoles.

Some of the females were average, but most of them were sub-average and worse.

There were never more than three or four customers and nobody stayed long.

The way-too-loud music was some kind of crappy techno with the performers shown on a number of flat screens.

Unisex toilets.

BEWARE: some girls are not available; do not waste money on them.

Bottled Heineken 135 baht.

 

  Topless and toppling...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Paradise and Sugar Sugar


Link Here 3rd October 2017

Paradise sign 2014 I popped into the Paradise A-go-go in L K Metro on Friday night. It was a very pleasant experience.

Most of the Girls were wearing G-strings only. some nice Girls on show. The Mamasang introduced me to a new Girl, a 19 yr old topless Stunner. There was an older Girl ,whose silicone Boob's were so big I thought she was going to topple over the edge of the Stage.

Good music, not too loud. Well worth a visit.

 

Sugar Sugar I popped into Sugar Sugar on the sane night, it was fairly quiet.

There were Coyote Dancers on stage as I entered, followed by 6 young, very attractive Girls in G-strings only. Then back to attractive Coyote Dancers, wearing G-Strings. And all the Girls were smiling at me.

Still the best Coffee in Pattaya and only 75 Baht.

 

  Pension and funeral plans...

Dodging police and rainstorms for a couple of nights on the town


Link Here 1st October 2017

pattaya floodsLots of Police activity recently, I've seen Police Cordon's on the Thappraya road at the top of the hill twice last week. On Friday night they were out on the 2nd road until the Thunderstorm came. Second road was flooded at the Flyover end,4 or 5 inches deep,

I was talking to Viking the owner of Sweethearts . He doesn't know how long they will be closed for the royal funeral proceedings. The Police won't tell him until the day before. He hopes to be open at the week end. And there are a lot of stunning Girls in Sweethearts at the moment.

I went into the Sapphire club around midnight, it was packed, only just found a seat. There were lots of Girls being barfined.

office Previously I popped into The Office in Soi LK Metro, it was a big mistake.

There were 4 Coyote Dancers on the Stage when I came in. The Stage Lighting was so poor, I could hardly see the Girls. They were followed by 5 Bikini Dancers, then 6 Girls dressed as office worker's in White Blouses and short Black skirts, and then 4 topless Dancers. It was so Dark on Stage that my Sister could have been Dancing and I would never have known.. she's 66, not much younger than the Topless Dancers.

I was left to enjoy my Beer on my own. No girls approached me or even smiled at me. Most of the Girls were clustered near the entrance, probably discussing their pension plans.

 

  A good tip that the lady riders may prove the best bet...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Snippets and Pook 2


Link Here 23rd September 2017
snippetsSnippets

Snippets Sports Bar & Cafe is a single unit next to Scooters Bar on Soi LK Metro and opened 10 days ago. Everything new inside with a horse racing theme. One side is glass with a door onto the passage to the Metropole Apartments, the other wall has horse racing photo's. 2 big screen TV's, one with Aussie horse racing and the other with pop music video's at a reasonable sound level.

Singha B70. about 5 girls working and no hassle from them. It's owned by an Aussie guy who used to be a jockey.

Pook 2

pook 1 barThe Pook Swan House P32 Bistro & Bar on Soi Buakhao have taken over the single unit between themselves and Scooters and called it Pook 2 Bar. I didn't go in because it was staffed by ladyboys as was the old Pook bar. Looks like the owners now want the best of both worlds.

 

  Super pastie...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Yes


Link Here 21st September 2017

yes flyer On Soi Diamond, at the previous location of Super Baby A-GoGo, Yes A-GoGo has opened.

When I arrived, the second night of their existence, I was greeted by a disgusting cigarette smoke stench.

The interior has been completely refurbished, but the central stage looks like a clone of the Super Baby stage, be it without the metal swing.

The jacuzzi in the back and the small round stages have disappeared, but there is a smaller stage now right of the entrance.

Yes A-GoGo looks more spacious than Super Baby A-GoGo did, but this effect is probably due to all walls being completely covered with mirrors.

The dancers were going on stage in teams and stayed at the same place for their complete dance stint of 15-20 minutes.

There were two teams of about ten double-topped end double-bottomed coyotes each, clad in white. There was also a team of about fifteen dancers in diverse and mostly too big white string bikinis and white stay-up stockings, who, when they took off their bras on stage, appeared to have covered their nipples with lip-shaped pasties, not a nice sight.

I saw a lot of fat bellies and saggy bodies and also several ridiculous silicone balloons.

Some bikini girls were hawking shots at 150 baht and the waiters were constantly checking if the beer bottles were still full.

There were on average about a dozen customers.

There were no price lists available and nobody seemed to buy lady drinks.

The crappy music was way too loud and the air conditioning way too cold.

Nobody stayed long.

Unisex toilets.

On a positive note: even small change was returned spontaneously.

Draught beer 75 baht, bottled Heineken 175 baht, a bit over the top.

 

  That'll be a loud no then...

Saturday night on the town


Link Here 18th September 2017

peppermint A lot of people must be reading your Blog, Peppermint was very lively on Saturday night, with a lot girls and Punters having a good time.

Crazy House was full to the Rafters, lots of attractive Girls some Topless or Naked.

I looked in the new place ' Yes ' on Soi Diamond, I won't call it an a-go-go as it was full of Coyote Dancers. There was extremely bright lighting and very loud music. I turned straight round and walked out.

I Followed into the Sapphire Club , with more subdued lighting and quieter music. Iit was very busy, with Sexy Girls wearing Stocking's, Suspender belts and G-strings. Which personally I find very Arousing. No overdressed fat Coyote Dancers here.

 

  Loaded...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Skyfall


Link Here 17th September 2017

safety flagsI popped into Skyfall A-GoGo on Walking Street on Friday evening, it was a mostly forgettable experience,

The Topless Dancers were on when I came in. There were some nice looking Girls. One Girl with Silicone Tit's needed a man with a red flag, to walk in front of her as a warning of a heavy load.

When the Coyote Dancers came on, they were over-dressed and mostly overweight. A definite step backwards from my previous visit.

Sweet hearts and Sapphire Club prove that Coyote Dancers can be very Sexy but here, they were very Boring, like most places.

There was a very Ugly and Fat, Tomboy waitress standing in my Eyeline, so I drank up and left.

 

  Flap flops and big tops...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lighthouse and Sapphire Club


Link Here 13th September 2017

Lighthouse A-GoGo sign Flap flops at Lighthouse

I popped into The Lighthouse on Walking Street on Friday night. Some lovely girls on show. There were about 10 Coyote Dancers who danced for 30 minutes.

The music was very loud and Boring, there was no interaction between girls and punters.

Then the Girls in Black fishnet underwear came on, again the girls were very pretty and showing a lot of flesh. Several girls had a total body covering of black fishnet with no other underwear. One girl had a cat flap, showing a very nice pussy. Unfortunately their dance only lasted 10 minutes and then back to the endless Coyote Dancers and loud music.

With a little tweaking it could be a very good a-go-go but I don't think it will happen.

At the moment it's a complete Flop despite the beautiful girls.

Big tops and big tops at Sapphire

I think Dick Farang must have gone into Misty's by mistake, calling Sapphire Club a dark shithole and the Girls mediocre.

I popped in on Saturday around midnight. It was very nearly full. Everyone was having a great time. There was a very good atmosphere, with the bell being rung several times.,

The Girls are very friendly and sexy. Yes they wear big tops but there are a lot of busty girls with cleavage on show and plenty of beautiful Bums to look at.

 

 

 Updated: Sweethearts...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Duangjai Bars


Link Here 12th September 2017
duangjai-barNew on Soi Lengkee

Pretty sure it is where the the old Monkey Club 1 was has now opened as Duangjai Bar . Still a single unit.

Looks newly decorated. Pool table. 5 half decent girls working but I couldn't make up my mind about 2 of them, very tall but no hassle from them. Singha B70. I

 was the only customer at 8.30pm but after about 15 minutes a motorbike pulled up outside and 2 girls rushed in. One of them rang the bell so drinks all round and after a couple of minutes of Thai screaming and shouting and laughing they jumped back on the motorbike, drinks in hand and left.

duangjai bar lk metroUpdate: Duangjai Bar also on Soi LK Metro

12th September 2017 Thanks to Malcolm

Duangjai Bar is also next to The Cave on Soi LK Metro. Same name as the one I found on Soi Lengkee a couple of days ago. Must be connected. The logos on the signs are the same but in reverse. Didn't venture in because of the ladyboys sat outside which might confirm my doubts about 2 of the girls on the Soi Lengkee bar.

 

  Ra-Ra...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Crazy House


Link Here 10th September 2017

crazy house I popped into Crazy House on Walking Street on Friday night, it was a pleasant experience,

There were mostly Coyote Dancers, with very short Ra-Ra Skirts showing plenty of Bum, and very small tops. There were 4 or 5 naked dancers on a central stage and a few topless dancers.

There were some very attractive and friendly Girls,

Well worth a visit.

 

  Anny, KB, Tipsy...

An update from Soi Chayaphun


Link Here 9th September 2017

tipsys barOnly 4 months since I was last here but a few changes on Soi Chayaphun

In darkness:

  • Dick Inn
  • Balls bar
  • Orange Bar

Reopened:

  • Morning Star

New:

  • Anny Bar

    anny barSingle unit. about 6 decent girls working, one of which tried her best with me. Music was very loud. Singha a whopping B95. I think the new owner has forgot which Soi he's on when he did the price list. Only had the one
     
  • KB Sports Bar

    Double unit. Also advertises massage. 2 ladyboys working as well as a couple of girls. 1st ladyboy tried his luck and soon gave up but the second was a bit more persistent. Suddenly got busy at 8.30pm and I realised there was a pool match against the Boxing Roo. Music pleasant, not too loud. Singha reasonable at B60. Owned by a friendly British guy.
     
  • Tipsy's

    Next to Maggie May. Single unit. Pool table. Singha OK at B60. Laptop on bar for customers to put music on. Opened on 9th August. Nice pleasant bar. No hassle from the girls.

 

  Open fronts...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Annabelle's


Link Here 5th September 2017

annabellesI popped into Annabelle's on Saturday night.

The Walking Street GoGo has a long central stage with seating on either side.

The staff were mostly from Living Dolls One. The Girls were wearing short skirts with open front blouses. Some nice tits on view. There was also a mat with 2 naked Girls on it.

There was a good atmosphere.

Lady drinks were 170 Baht, which seems to be the norm these days. Draft beer was 75 Baht.

 

 Commented To talk of many things...

Of shoes -- and slips -- and seeing racks -- Of pasties -- and strings


Link Here 2nd September 2017

Happy sign Some weeks ago I also visited Happy A-GoGo and I completely agree with Dave, except for the fact that on my visit only some of the topless dancers were wearing pasties.

That being said, Happy A-GoGo is still better than most other gogos and much better than Sapphire Club .

Also, outside of the Walking Street area, there are still gogos that exclusively offer traditional string bikini dancers, some of them easy on the eye.

Passion Dance Club and Club Nevada spring to mind.

Much more reasonable prices at those places and much sweeter girls.

 

  Scrapyard...

Pattaya bar news and reviews: The Den


Link Here 29th August 2017

On Soi Banlang Soi 12 The Scrapyard Bar has never reopened after an apparent police closure.

On Soi Khao Talo Nat Bar has been renamed P&A Bar .

On Soi Khao Noi Goldflower Bar has reopened as NOY-T Bar.

On Soi Chaiyapornwithi White Oyster Lounge has become T he Black Pearl Bar.

On Soi Khao Talo Soi 9 PPBAR has reopened.

the denWith the Den on Soi Chaiyapoon closing early in the evening, I finally made it there in the daytime.

Shortly after 2 p.m. the, not so young and not so slim, birds were fixing their make-up and charging their mobiles.

Several months after their opening there were still workmen with ladders around.

Because of several pillars it is difficult to get a good view. In the middle is a bar counter surrounded by stools. On the right-hand side I noticed some pool tables. On the left-hand side is red plush bench seating with straight backs, which does not look very comfortable.

Contrarily to what I had read on internet fora (all-in price of 1,000 + 500 baht for ST), I was told there was no ST room available, but there was a room nearby at 250 baht. Barfine 400 baht ST and 1,000 baht LT. For themselves the fuglies wanted 1,500 baht ST. An unattractive, shapeless, 41-year-old woman, who had been selling Buddhist paraphernalia in Bangkok, told me she wanted to go with me ST for 2,000 baht, room included.

As soon as the females realised I was not going to barfine or waste money on lady drinks, they wanted tips in their pants and bras.

There were two other customers, quietly drinking their beers.

A lo-so experience.

Bottled Heineken 95 baht.

The Butcher's Arms Pub on Soi Buakhaow is for sale now. It had been going downhill in recent times. The drunken Thai female, apparently the owner, was a pain in the arse.

On Soi Diamond the Swiss restaurant Swiss Food has reopened. They have two daily specials now: a very cheapo one at 320 baht and another one at 460 baht. There are better choices available in Pattaya.

On Soi Diamond, at the previous location of the micro gogo Only O, a glass-fronted bar with white tables and some unused chrome poles has opened: Addiction Club. I saw a dozen of girls inside, but no punters.

 

  Andy Pandy...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Happy


Link Here 22nd August 2017

Happy sign I Popped into Happy A-GoGo off Walking Street for the first time in 2 months. There have been a lot of Changes.

It's now 90% coyote dancer. There were only 7 or 8 bikini dancers.

The Girls now stay on stage for 20 mins and move around the stage. Like the Sapphire Club, the Girls were wearing huge bottoms and tops. About as erotic as Andy Pandy!

When the Showgirls came on they turned off all the Stage Lighting, so you could see very little. Tthe Girls stripped down to Bikini Bottoms but were wearing nipple covers.

I'm not sure it qualifies as an a-go-go anymore.

The Doll House, Sapphire Club and Supergirl continue to Improve, so not all bad news

 

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