Nightlife Reviews


  In a different light...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: The Lighthouse

Link Here 17th December 2017

Lighthouse A-GoGo sign After a long while I revisited The Lighthouse A-GoGo on Walking Street.

There are still two rectangular low central stages with five about 1.80-metre-high chrome poles each.

The bench seating is still as cramped and I had to sit between two drink tables.This was not a problem as most of the bench seating was empty anyway.

There were two dancing teams who moved one spot after each song.

I saw ten dancers in double-bottomed white bikinis, no strings. I also saw six dancers in black lingerie who, once on stage, would strip topless and bottomless, except for one with pasties on her nipples who kept her string on.

Some of them were slim and attractive, but several were fat and shapeless. Many had stretch marks. I think Dave needs a new pair of glasses.

A Japanese or Korean punter called a girl straight off the stage, did not pay a lady drink, apparently talked business immediately and left with the bird.

I wonder if short times at The Lighthouse are still limited to one hour. Several years ago, when barfines were still 600 baht and the gogo girls were still happy with 1,000 baht ST, I barfined Fon (who had worked at the original Tiger Club A-GoGo on Walking Street and at Club Oasis A-GoGo on Soi Buakhaow and would later be happy at SensationS A-GoGo also on Walking Street where she could keep her clothes on.) We went to the now closed Majestic guesthouse across the street and at a given moment Fon started panicking when she realised she had a time limit to meet.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, lady drinks 150-170 baht.


  Tilting at Windmills...

Walking Street impresses on Friday

Link Here 16th December 2017

Windmill frontage Much busier in Walking Street on Friday evening.

Good crowd in the Sapphire Club but not packed, a lot of attractive new Girl's.

Baccara was busy, a lot of new Girls and a lot of old favourite Girls back. But if you're not Oriental you don't get much of a look in, with the Girls in there. Show Girls were back, but only stripped down to G-Strings.

The Windmill was good, some nice looking GIRLS with plenty of Pussy on show. My Favourite sisters were back but this place suffers with Cheap Charlies, out of 14 people sitting round the Stage, I was the only one giving tips when the Girls showed me their Pussies, inside and out, haha.

Sweethearts were doing a good trade, with a good atmosphere. I was sitting with an 18 year old called Bang, stunning but too young for me, her sister Obar also stunning, work's in there as well. There are 2 Girls their I can not tell apart, Soy and Nam. Nok told me that they are not  Sister's they just have the same Father, haha.


  Three Houses and a Supergirl...

A night on Walking Street

Link Here 15th December 2017

glass house Very quiet on Walking Street last night.

Few Punters in Dollhouse but some very nice Girls with a lot of Pussy on show.

Supergirl had only a few Punters and not many Girls.

Glass House was very quiet. There were some nice looking Girls but mostly Coyote Dancers. although later 7 Bikini Dancers appeared who removed their tops. No Draft, Bottled Beer 100b and Lady drinks 175 Baht. Not much to recommend it, but friendly staff.

Crazy House was better, with a good crowd of Punters, a lot of nude Dancers and Topless Girls with some pussy licking.

The Police were out on the 3rd road again this morning, 20-30 of them.


  A dead language...

Mandarin closes and other bar news

Link Here 14th December 2017
mandarin 2017 Last night Living Dolls Showcase was open, but Mandarin Walking Street was still closed. It seems that the French group that runs Mandarin have insufficient girls for their bars so have decided to close Mandarin and redistribute its dancers.

The GoGo count now stands at 80.

It does not look as if Bollywood gogo on Soi 13/3 (Pattayaland 1) will be opening any time soon. The street is hardly accessible as it has been completely dug and the sewers are being replaced.

On the corner of Walking Street and Soi 16 (Soi Arab) two Indian discos have opened:

  • RAAS , at the previous location of the short-lived Soi 16 Music Hall;
  • KAMA , at the locations where Pe Pé Club A-GoGo/Dream A-GoGo/ToyZ A-GoGo/Catz A-GoGo and Club Boesché A-GoGo used to be.

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Compared to most dancers in most gogos in Pattaya nowadays, the gogo dancers on German television forty years ago were a lot sexier: MICHAEL ZAGER BAND - Lets all chant (GoGo Girls @ MusikLaden 1978)


 Updated: Just a break between performances...

Living Dolls Showcase and Sexy Girls A-GoGo go dark

Link Here 13th December 2017
sexy girls closed)Living Dolls Showcase is a long running GoGo near the shrine at the Walking Street Tree. It was dark on 11th December, but it turned out to be a 1 night closure for repairs. The GoGo opened as normal on 12th December

Sexy Girls A-GoGo at the 2nd Road end of Soi 8 has also gone dark. However the prognosis is not so good. Ishi did a little asking around and found that the bar is not expected to re-open.

So the GoGo count is now 81.


  Opening move...

4Play A-GoGo opens on Soi 6

Link Here 11th December 2017
Ishi reports that a new Soi 6 GoGo that has opened at the venue that was most famously Mandarin Club:

4Play opened on 1st December, but no dancers came to work, so it opened as a beer bar on that day. However by 9tth December when I visited I saw 1 dancer (topless) on the stage, and 4 girls outside.

See Soi 6 map .

There are now 84 bars around Pattaya that define themselves as GoGos.


  Ping pongs, torpedoes and an oasis...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews, Peppermint, Happy and Shark

Link Here 10th December 2017

peppermint Started Friday night in Peppermint . It was only half full but there was a lot going on, with a man buying a lot of baskets of balls, so all the Girls were screaming and throwing themselves everywhere.

I was with 2 very attractive Girls a stunning slim Blonde called Eye, with a very cute Face and a slim dark haired beauty called Mon. They were both well oiled and were dancing around flashing their lovely Bums at me and gyrating on my lap. Paul was with the Show Girls as usual, he has a Harem's in Peppermint, Baccara and Sweethearts.


Popped into Happy later, the place was packed. Some very attractive new Girls on show, but little action, no showgirls, very few Ladies sitting with Punters, nobody throwing ping pong balls. My friend Paul was quickly bored. I was chatting to an old English friend who loves it in there.

There were some little darling's on the stage, no 14 was Gorgeous, but the jury is still out.


Popped into the Shark Club to see Apple an old friend. It was very friendly and the Models in Black G-strings were attractive, but the Coyote Dancers weren't up to much apart from one with tit's like Torpedoes and a pretty face. She was soon barfined, she was like an oasis in the Desert.

I was being chatted up by the Mamasang, while Paul went upstairs with Apple, well he is on Holiday.


  They saw the light!...

News and Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Lighthouse and Wildcats

Link Here 8th December 2017

Last night Mandarin on Walking Street was dark, the reason is not yet apparent.

It's hard to believe at Club Nevada , but it's true! Brand new shinning red upholstering on all the seats since today.

Reviews from Dave

We had a very Surprising and entertaining Evening in Walking Street on Thursday night.

Lighthouse A-GoGo sign We started in The Lighthouse , where I was greeted by 2 very attractive Girls on Stage, Rose and Far, who knew me from the Windmill. They were wearing black Bikini tops and G-strings, They were waving their very attractive bums and tit's at me. There was also Mild from Sweethearts who is extremely slim and attractive. Far and Mild came and sat with me, Rose and an extremely attractive Girl sat with my friend Paul.

Far was very free with her hands and had my zip open and was examining the goods inside. Far and Mild very both very Happy to get their tit's out for a 100 b tip and were constantly kissing and cuddling me.

There were 7 or 8 Girls who were wearing Stocking's and Suspenders and not much else, with some very nice pussies on show. You wont find a better looking bunch of Girls anywhere.

I don't know if this is a change of Policy or nobody told the new Girls that they weren't supposed to have fun?

Can recommend a visit soon.

wildcats We followed later into Wildcats on Soi BJ, where Barbie, another sweethearts old Girl is working.

This was a totally different group of girls, consisting mostly of Coyote Dancers and 1 topless girl. Half the girls were wearing shorts and half G-string's, most of the Girls were a few pounds overweight but still friendly and attractive.

I was approached by 4 Girls, one spent the whole of my visit grinding her ample bum into my Dick (where do they get the energy from ?). Another Girl came up to me and Flashed ample naked Bosom in my face.

A very enjoyable visit .


  Better side...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Bad Girls

Link Here 7th December 2017

bad girls frontage On Father's Day, the 5th December 2017 most bars on the Bright Side were open and serving alcoholic drinks, but on the Dark Side the bars were closed.

The Lobster Pot restaurant on Walking Street is still closed.

On Walking Street, opposite Palace A-GoGo, The Bad Girls Club has opened in a space that is as narrow and only half as long as their nearby sister gogo Infinity A-GoGo.

On both sides is bench seating that is not deep enough to be comfortable and the drinks tables are too near. Towards the left-hand side are three small oval stages, each with two chrome poles fixed to the ceiling. You can only walk right of them.

In my opinion, if the building is so narrow, the stage should be along one side wall and the seating along the other side wall, as was the case at Angels A-GoGo on Walking street and at Popcorn, Legs Club and Rodeo Girls on Soi 13/4 (Pattayaland 2). Pandora's on Soi LK Metro still has such a layout.

I saw six or seven dancers in black bikinis with way too big pants. The others were clad in black catsuits with a string underneath, black suspender dresses (American: garter dresses), black bodies (American: bodysuits) with black stockings and similar outfits. Most of them were old and/or fat.

No nudity on stage. Unlike Dave I did not see any slim attractive topless girls in G-strings and I stayed until I finished my beer, which was my first beer that day. Perhaps they have changed their policy and their complete crew after his visit.

black catsuit black suspender dress black body
 catsuit  suspender dress bodysuit

I was told the barfine was 1,000 baht, the girls expecting 3,000 baht ST and 5,000 baht LT.

The mamasan was an elderly ladyboy.

The music was the usual crap and too loud.

The strobe lights were very disturbing.

Not many customers.

BEWARE: automatic tipping: small change is not returned spontaneously.

Chang draught 69 baht, bottled Heineken 135 baht.


  But were there any blondes?...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Marilyn Monroe

Link Here 4th December 2017

Marilyn Monroe A-GoGo logo On Walking Street, at the latest location of the not so successful Italian restaurant L'Italiano, Marilyn Monroe A-GoGo has opened. (Also on Walking Street some years ago Infinity A-GoGo opened at the previous location of that hapless restaurant.)

The good thing is that there are several steps up and that you remain high and dry even when Walking Street turns into a Canal Grande once more. The bad thing was that I, still recovering from a bad cold, was greeted by a foul cigarette smoke stench and way too loud music.

Whereas most recently opened gogos are too small and too narrow, Marilyn Monroe is rather spacious, even a bit too spacious to be cosy.

The dominating colour is black, giving the whole a cool feel.

In the second part are two rectangular central stages, each of them with about ten at least two-metre-high chrome poles. In the first part along the left-hand side are a large drinks bar and a smaller also rectangular stage with five similar chrome poles and some bar stools. Along the remaining side walls is elevated bench seating with a good view of the stages (and of the bar counter).

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I saw two teams each of about twenty more than overdressed coyotes with red tops and white bottoms. They were varying from chubby to serious overweight.

There was also a team of about a dozen dancers in black lingerie, most of them in baby-dolls or négligés, who towards the end of their dance stint would go topless. At least half of them were wearing pasties and several had ridiculous bolt-ons, not a pretty sight. One of them was young and extremely skinny; the others were mediocre and old.

The dancers hardly moved on stage and stayed at the same spot all the time.

Not more than five to ten customers at any time.

The waiters were polite and correct.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht.


  Good Girls Bad Seats...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Bad Girls

Link Here 3rd December 2017

bad girls frontage I popped into Bad Girls. recently opened on Walking Street, it was a big mistake.

The music was Diabolical, extremely loud and was mostly African Americans swearing.

The seating was terrible, very cramped and uncomfortable.

Draft Beer was very good, a full half pint of Chang for 69 Baht, which was a promotion apparently.

There were around 15 - 20 Girls, all slim and attractive. They were all topless with just a G-string.

But the place is so narrow, you could only see the Girls in front of you properly.

I wanted to wait until the Girls changed over,  but I was so desperate to get out, I couldn't wait and I left 90% of my Beer.

It seems the bar has connections with Infinity.

A big thumbs down.


  Light on enthusiasm...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: The Lighthouse

Link Here 1st December 2017

Lighthouse A-GoGo sign Very quiet on Walking Street last night,

I popped into the Lighthouse around 9-30,there were 3 punters, a few more came in later.

There were around 20 Girls, all slim and attractive. Half of them were wearing Stocking's and Suspender's and not much else, plenty of Pussy on show. The other half were wearing Black G-string's and small Bikini Tops.

4 or 5 Girls gave me a half smile but no one approached me. As usual, it's pick one off the stage, something I never do.

The Girls who were not dancing sat in the corner near the door. They looked like mannequin's, no laughter, no screaming, no atmosphere.

The music was good.

Small glass of Draught Beer at 90 Baht was poor value. A shame because the Girls were very attractive.


 Updated: Gold's up!...

Bars opening in Pattaya

Link Here 23rd November 2017
gold opening partyGold Club A-GoGo has re-opened on Soi LK Metro. The bar was originally Amethyst but re-opened as Gold Club at the beginning of 2017. It lasted for about 6 months before closing in June.

gold pricesThe bar has displayed a banner proclaiming drinks prices. It will be offering draft beer at 69 Baht and local spirits at 100 Baht.

There is i a Grand Opening Party on Friday 24th November. The bar has booked a DJ as a star turn, so perhaps that gives an indication of the style of the bar.

Gold is the 81st GoGo in Pattaya.


  Charmed at Electric Blue...

Walking Street Blog

Link Here 19th November 2017

electric blue pattaya I popped into Electric Blue later Friday night, there were around 18-20 totally naked Girls. Half of them were slim and attractive and the others were ok. There were some very attractive Coyote Dancers on the other Stage. It was busy in there as always.

The 2 Girls I was with were not shy about hiding their charms and when on stage were waggling their pussies in my face,

Mamasang Aum asked:  had I been in Baby Dolls? , I said no because the Girls were not very attractive in there. It used to be really good before but no good recently. Aum said it was because they will not pay the Girls good money.

I bumped into the punter I had met earlier in Sapphire club in Baccara. He won't find cheaper boom boom in there, haha.

Still no pussy on show in Happy group. I don't think it will ever come back.

It was very quiet on Saturday evening in Walking Street, only 6-8 punters in Sweethearts at midnight,


  Making our USA visitors feel at home...

Walking Street Blog

Link Here 18th November 2017

cap and shortsjpgI popped into the Sapphire Club last night, it was a shock.

Out go the sexy clothes, the Stocking's, Suspender's and G-string's. And in come Denim Shorts, Denim Jacket's  and Baseball caps.

The Girls are still very attractive of course but for a Bum Man like myself it's a dis-arsed-her.

I asked a punter sitting next to me what he thought. He liked the Girls and the outfits. When I told him that this time last week the Girls were wearing Stocking's and Suspenders he was Gutted.

He was shocked at the prices being asked by the girls, 3000 st and 5000 lt, and said it was 2000 lt when he first came over. He said would look elsewhere for cheaper boom boom.


  Some Like It Hot...

Marilyn Monroe A-GoGo opens on Walking Street

Link Here 17th November 2017
some like it hotMarilyn Monroe A-GoGo has opened on 16th November i2017 in the venue that previously L'Italiano Restaurant, and is located on Walking Street opposite Miami Nightclub betweens Sois 13 and 14.

Marilyn Monroe A-GoGo logoThose with a long memory, spanning the last 11 years or so, may remember a previous GoGo celebrating Marilyn Monroe. It was hardly a respectful use of the name though, as it was a pussy tricks bar which was infamous for some rather more unpleasant tricks than usual. It may just be a Pattaya legend though.

So there are now 80 bars claiming to be GoGos operating around Pattaya.


  Sweet in Black...

Walking Street Blog

Link Here 14th November 2017

sweethearts neon Very quiet in Walking street last night,.

All the Topless Girls in Supergirl were wearing nipple covers. The Girls didn't know why. But it not detract from my enjoyment,

In Sweethearts I was looking at the Dancer nearest the door and she was looking much more attractive than normal. And I couldn't work out why, Then I realized she was wearing Black,

I looked around and half the Girls were dressed in Black. What a great improvement. I've been trying to persuade the owners to dress the Girls in Black or Red for years. Much more sexy than white


  Nearly a yes...

Pattaya GoGo reviews: Yes A-GoGo

Link Here 11th November 2017

yes flyer looked in at the Windmill last night and I'm glad to say it was back to normal but it was very crowded. The Girls were wearing open fronted Blouses and Rah Rah Skirts with nothing underneath.

I was persuaded by a pretty Girl to Go into Yes A-GoGo on soi Diamond. There were were about 15 Topless Dancers, wearing G-Strings and Stockings. They all smiled at me. Not a bad looking lot. There was something for everyone with a couple of very slim Girls and a couple with Big Bums and a couple with big Tits. There were also 25-30 Coyote Dancers, most of them slim and attractive.

I can't give it a thumbs up though, the music was way too loud and the seating way too Low.

There's still no full nudity in the Happy Group, only 2 Topless Girls in Happy but a good atmosphere. Plenty of Silicone on show in Baccara but again no Pussy. The place was packed as usual.


  Orange and gold...

Bars opening in Pattaya

Link Here 9th November 2017
gold reopeningGold Club A-GoGo has announced that it would soon be re-opening on Soi LK Metro. The bar was originally Amethyst but re-opened as Gold Club at the beginning of 2017. It lasted for about 6 months before closing in June.

Meanwhile n a single-unit shophouse on Soi Khao Noi, halfway between Mango Pub and Black Swan Bar, a new bar has opened: Nings Orange Bar.

It is a brightly lit bar with transparent windows and the walls painted in white and orange.

There were three or four average girls, some of them coming from the Mabprachan area.

Barfine 300 baht ST and 1,000 baht to the girl.

The bar's facilities are on the ground floor only and there are no ST rooms.

Bottled Heineken 75 baht.


  She was only the farmer's daughter, but...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Velvet Club

Link Here 6th November 2017

velvet club cardSome days ago I revisited Velvet Club on Soi Bongkod.

At the end of the bar counter the owner, a French-speaking Swiss national, and a mate were chatting. Behind the bar counter was an old Thai woman, perhaps the owner's wife.

There were two girls, one of them caring for the owner's mate. The other girl was a 33-year-old rather tall and strongly-built farmer's daughter.

Although she was in Pattaya for less than a month she spoke English relatively well. Before coming to Pattaya, she had been reading a lot on the internet she said, especially about the sleaziest places, such as Telephone Bar, Carr39 Blanc and Excite Club.

For a lady drink she would take off her pants and she was not too shy to lift her dress and bra exposing her athletic body.

As I have heard a hundred times, she told that most customers only want blowjobs and that she only had had sex (by Bill Clinton's definition) with the Thai father of her child.

(Sometimes I start worrying if I am still normal as I only want a complete service with at least two holes involved. For that reason you will never see me at Bliss Lounge or Lolita's.)

Our farmer's daughter seemed not overly enthusiastic about farangs and said that, because of a lack of water, she had sown rice late and had to return for the also late harvest in December.

Bar fine (room included) still 300 baht, bottled Heineken still 100 baht, lady drinks still 130 baht.


  The tide turns...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Beach Club

Link Here 5th November 2017

beach club soi happy I popped into the Beach Club a couple of months back and it was terrible. Full of Fat Coyote Dancers, No Punters, No Atmosphere and definitely no fun.

What a change last night. Gone were the Coyote's and back were the Bikini's. But it was the whole atmosphere that was good.

I had Girl's coming up to me and introducing themselves, Birds on the Stage Smiling at me and waggling their posteriors at me. What a great change.

I got worked over by 3 very attractive Girls. it wasn't quite as good as Annabelle's, but very nice. Nice was a very attractive Girl, unfortunately she couldn't find my dick, it had gone into hibernation but she kept looking for it.

A fourth Girl came over she was 1 of 4 Coyote Dancer's, but she was very slim with a beautiful face. They were not shy, happy to show their ample charms. Well the other girls were doing it for them, as they often do. Why do they wear string's?

You can safely put Beach Club back on your visiting list. Not much nudity but very friendly and fun, which is really important.


  A round up of prices...

Pattaya bar news

Link Here 4th November 2017

peppermint At Peppermint A-GoGo on Walking Street (and also at the other gogos of the Happy group, I guess) most bottled beers are 158 baht now and some other ones are 148 baht now. Draught beer (in very small mugs) is still 69 baht.

Barfines are still 800 baht for the lime string bikini dancers and the black pants bikini dancers. The barfine for the mediocre double-topped and double-bottomed coyote dancers is 1,000 baht, something I will never understand.

There are no toilet fees, but the not too spacious gents has become crowded as the hideout of the male staff.

At Montana Bar and Lounge on Regional Land Road bottled Heineken is again 90 baht.

At Kinnaree Place on sub-soi 4 between Soi Phratamnak Soi 4 and Soi Phratamnak Soi 5 bottled Heineken is 95 baht now, lady drinks are 100 baht (standard) or 125 baht (bottled beer) and the barfine (room included) is still 350 baht.

At Full Moon Bar II on lower Soi Khao Talo bottled Heineken is 75 baht now and the lady drinks such as Singha Light (apparently very popular with the girls) are 120 baht. Their ST bar fine of 300 baht now includes a nice and spacious room in a residence behind Tony's Fitness.

At Black Swan Bar on Soi Khao Talo bottled Heineken is 85 baht now and the ST barfine (room included) 350 baht; lady drinks (also Singha Light et al.) are still 120 baht.

On Soi Khao Talo Balloon Bar has become Boom Boom Bar.


  Taking the piss...repeatedly...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sweethearts

Link Here 1st November 2017



I had an unusual and unwanted experience in Sweethearts A-GoGo on Saturday night. 

I was sitting with two attractive Blondes Joy And Bor. As soon as the drinks arrive, Bor announces she has to go to the Toilet and disappears. She'd not been back more than a couple of minutes when she has to go and Dance, The same same with Joy. When Bor comes back, she soon announces that she has to go to the Toilet again and disappears. Within a few minutes of coming back, she has to go and Dance again. They only Dance once when with a punter, but she did 3 dances and the same with Joy.

When Bor returns she sits there for 5 mins, so I offer her a second drink. As soon as it arrives, you'll never guess, but she has to go to the Toilet. She does not come back, By this time Joy has returned from her dance stint, I can see Bor standing outside the Toilets and Joy is gesticulating with her trying to get her to come back, which she does after a few minutes. She drinks half her drink and then both Girls say they are going to sit with another punter.

It's obvious when they kept disappearing to the Toilet it was to check their phones, not a call of nature. This is not that unusual behavior, but I've never experienced it in Sweethearts before.

So despite buying drinks for two Girls, I spent most on my time on my own.


  Reverse chat up lines...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: So Nice

Link Here 31st October 2017
So Nice sign So Nice on Soi 13/1 has developed into something of a Hot and Cold replacement. The girls are very proactive in grabbing your personals, in return for a few reasonably priced lady drinks. In fact the girls go further in the bar than I remember ever seeing at Hot and Cold.

The girls are all naked, on and off stage. Three dancers dance three numbers to some of the quietest rock music in Pattaya.

Its all very friendly and the girls are well obliging. So what can possibly go wrong?

I have made 2 visits in the last couple of weeks and the first was great. I was well entertained by a good looking girl who was good in the art of conversation too.  I was bit aware that she was the only looker in the bar, but that didn't stop it being a good time.

So I went back for a second helping, only to find that good looking girls don't stay long in these parts. I spent the time finishing my drink, working on reverse chat up lines to politely keep unwanted advances at bay.

I was a little disappointed, so I tried the nearby sister bar, Big Hugs, instead. I found that the time spent dreaming up reverse chat up lines paid dividends for the second time in the day.

But saying that, I really did enjoy my first visit to So Nice.



Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Baccara

Link Here 29th October 2017

Baccara neon I popped into Baccara on Saturday night. Iit was the Usual fare, busy and with a couple of new Large Breasted Dancers. No showgirl's.

Someone was touching my back and I looked around and it was a stunning small Blonde, I had no idea who she was but she knew me, she squeezed in beside me and I bought her a drink

She put my arm round her and asked if I'd been to Happy lately...that made it easier. She was from Happy, she said Happy No Good, I said it was all a Coyote dancers 2 months ago. She said: No Customers.

So there you have it, as we thought they were trying to turn it into a Coyote Bar. B ut no one wanted it, what a surprise! There was still no full nudity on Friday and only two topless birds.

My ex-Happy said she had been home for 2 years having a baby girl, no wonder I didn't recognize her. I worked out who she was, a Showgirl (when they were nude) called Ann but she had long black hair. She was beautiful then but stunning as a blonde with a Cleo style fringe.


  Cats and dogs...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Sapphire and Wildcats

Link Here 26th October 2017

wildcats I was lucky at the weekend, I was in the Sapphire Club and a couple of English guys kept blowing the Horn, to buy the Girls on stage a drink.

Of course the Girl's were screaming extremely loudly, this went on every 3 or 4 minutes, they were also throwing 20 b notes in the Air, which led to more Screaming. And they screamed again when they got the Drinks. After 45 mins my ears were hurting so much I left.

Outside it was raining hard and when I got to the Second Road it was flooded with 6 inches of water. There was one baht bus waiting to go to Jomtien and that soon filled up. The Flood water was rising all the time in some places it was 10 inches or more deep. We were lucky to get through.

Earlier I had popped into Wild Cats in soi BJ, I'm afraid it did not have a lot to recommend it.

There were nearly all Coyote Dancers, most of them overweight and over dressed. Some were wearing G-string's, most of them were very average with a splattering of attractive Girls.

I knew one of the Dancers Nui, a blonde Barbie look alike and a waitress called Yok who said she weighed 84 kg. enough said,

There were two Topless Girl's with extremely large knockers,

The music was quite good, but I'm afraid nothing to really advise punters to make the trip down soi BJ worthwhile,

Lady drinks 165 and draft Chang, which was very nice 79 b.


  Left mullered and scribbling...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: A great time at Annabelle's

Link Here 22nd October 2017

annabellesI popped into Annabelle's on Walking Street last night. Nothing much to report at first. All the Girl's were covered up, due to the current circumstances.

Then it all changed, a Girl came out of the dressing room and came over and started dancing in front of me and removing her top.  She went on stage and was waggling her bum at me, then pulling her G-string down and showing me her very nice Pussy. She carried on doing this continually, until she came back.

It's hard to describe what happened next, but needless to say I got totally mullered. She was all over me, rubbing my face in her bum, putting her nipples in my mouth, my hand on her pussy, gyrating on my lap, Kneeling on the seat with her bum in the air.

Then her two friends came over, a very slim and attractive blonde, and larger girl with big Knockers, and they were doing the same, getting their pussies out and asking me to suck their nipples.

I had to leave to get a rest, where do they get the energy from?

My poor scribbling's can't describe what a great time I had.



Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Pulse

Link Here 21st October 2017

pulse logo On Soi LK Metro Pulse A-GoGo has opened opposite Touch at the location that once was Armageddon Bar.

It has taken a long time before they finally opened, but the end result must be seen. It is the finest and most originally laid-out gogo I have seen in many years. Only SkyFall A-GoGo on Walking Street comes nearby.

Perhaps we can call Pulse A-GoGo a very much improved version of Touch across the street.

Their main theme I would call medical emergency and their main colour tones are white (or beige) and red. Across the white front door is the word AMBULANCE.

On the red zigzag-shaped central stage are six about 1.80 metres high chrome poles and two chrome rails. On both sides is spacious white double-tier bench seating.

At the rear right is a (still unused) jacuzzi with a washing platform and a comfortable white settee behind it. There are several more white sofas, white chairs with arm rests and white bar stools with arm rests.

There were not too many dancers at Pulse A-GoGo (a team of six and a team of seven), but they were top notch compared to what I have seen at recent openings of gogos.

american and british suspendersAbout half of them were clad in string bikinis with spaghetti bras, white with Red Crosses at strategic places or red with white Swiss crosses, several of them also with white fishnet stockings with suspenders. (For those who do not know what suspenders are, I add this funny picture.) The chubbiest of these bikini dancers revealed her huge boobs on stage.

The other half where coyotes in big white tops with sleeves and in white shorts with red belts or in white skirts, most of them with white lace knee-high socks. The team changes went a bit chaotic.

The waitresses were friendly enough.

The lighting was adequate and the music was a bit loud, but not as bad as at most places.

Nice separate toilets.

Pulse A-GoGo was not really crowded, but I think, if they can attract more quality girls, the punters will follow.

A very enjoyable experience.

I wonder what Sapphire Addict Dave will have to say this time.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht, a very reasonable price for the kind of venue.


  Black and white in Silver...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Silver Star

Link Here 18th October 2017

Silver Star At Silver Star A-GoGo on Soi 8 the layout has remained unchanged.

Of over twenty dancers six were on stage performing the Pattaya shuffle and advancing one place after each song.

Most of them were clad in Super-Baby-style white lace string bikinis not flattening their nipples, but at least half a dozen so-called coyotes were wearing huge ugly black-and-white-chequered bikinis.

The only nudity I have seen were the Jacuzzi girls, also in white string bikinis, who would drop their bottoms to shoot ice cubes into mugs and glasses.

Most girls were average and the coyotes even more so.

The number of customers, mostly draught-beer drinkers, varied from two to seven or eight and nobody stayed long.

No interaction.

Bottled Heineken still 130 baht.


  Pussy tricks take center stage...

Center Club opens on Soi Diamond

Link Here 16th October 2017

center club signOn Soi Diamond, right of Yes A-GoGo, Center Club (American spelling) has opened at the location that was once Maxine's Club, Dream Club A-GoGo and Carousel A-GoGo.

At first sight nothing in the interior has changed since its last reincarnation. There is still a too large square stage with twelve interconnected chrome poles and there is still double-tier bench seating on all sides.

The air conditioning has seen better days.

Most of the time I was there, there was a boring show by four pussy trick performers who kept their skirts on.

The dancers were more than overdressed, double topped and double bottomed in the most diverse outfits, some of them with camisoles. Most of them were old and most of them were fat to extremely fat. At least some of them were freelancers (or beer-bar girls on their day off) hired at 500 baht a day.

During the dance stints the music was way too loud.

On the first night of their existence there was already a disgusting cigarette smoke stench. I wonder if their air conditioning was actually running and/or if it has ever been serviced.

The gents is still as cramped as before and there is only one urinal (and one washbasin), no cubicle. A place to avoid when you are suffering from acute diarrhoea.

You only get a check bin at Center Club if you ask for one.

A forgettable experience.

Bottled Heineken 160 baht.









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