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13th January

  Beach Erosion...

Too many coyotes at Beach Club and Happy
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beach club soi happy I went to beach Club last night and it was about 25% smaller, the end nearer Walking Street has gone, probably to Bypass. There were some topless girls, but I counted over 20 Coyote Dancers, Not many punters.

So I went into Happy, a bit busier, but still more than half empty. Again loads on Coyote Dancers. What is Happening? No one is going to fly 5000 miles and spend thousands of pounds to see girls in shorts, sports bra's and T-shirts. Is this a deliberate ploy by Happy Group? or are Coyote Dancers all they can get? Their profits must have Dived over the last 6 months.


6th January

  A new price jump...

Frog Bar opens a GoGo on Walking Street
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frog signOn Walking Street, right of Frog's Bar and probably connected to it, a nameless gogo has opened. Ishi suggests that it is called Frog Queen Super model.

It is narrow and cheaply laid out with a central stage with four chrome poles, double-tier seating on the right-hand side and single-tier seating on the left-hand side.

The seating and very narrow unstable tables in front of it are of the poorest quality I have ever seen in a gogo.

lip shaped pastiesMost of the dancers were clad in white coyote outfits, but there were also some in white string bikinis who went topless on stage, two of them wearing pink lip-shaped pasties. Most of them were rather tall, too fat and silicone enhanced.

Very loud music and disturbing laser beams.

I got a drink spilt over my clothes, not sure if it was because of a clumsy movement by a waitress, a mamasan or the customers sat behind me.

BEWARE: I had to insist and wait to receive my change.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, lady drinks 210 (!) baht, model drinks 250 (!!) baht


24th December

  Stairway to Heaven...

Pattaya bar news and reviews
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On Walking Street Naam Bar has disappeared due the new Midnight Pattaya development around Soi BJ.

On Soi LK Metro Armageddon Bar has closed and the builders are in. According to their website they will become a gogo, one more. As it is a double-unit shophouse it will at least not be as cramped as Kaos A-GoGo, also on Soi LK Metro.

On Soi 15 Club Mistys has had its fa ade aligned with that of Sapphire Club next door. I wonder what the empty space behind the new fa ade will be used for, an eating area for the girls ?

In front of Kiss A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro is a prominent BUSINESS FOR SALE banner now. Are they fearing going broke and looking for a sucker with more money than brains ?

On Soi Diamond the expensive Night Train Bar has become Pearl in the Soi Diamond . I wonder if the same prices apply.

Windmill frontageThe Windmill Club A-GoGo on Soi Diamond has an upstairs section now, which is a bit quieter than the ground floor.

On the left-hand side are factory-style metal stairs leading to it. Even the stairs to the defunct Tramps A-GoGo on the right-hand side were more comfortable.

The music was deafening, but the dancers were all but shy. No coyotes to be seen.

Near the new stairs I saw a for-sale notice for G-Spot Pattaya on Walking Street.

Bottled Heineken at Windmill 160 baht now.


23rd December

  Not so high...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Happy and Sweethearts
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Happy signStill very quiet last night, I got a baht bus straight away, no traffic, straight into Walking Street (from Jomtien).

No hoards of Chinese tourists in Walking Street.

Popped into Happy A-GoGo , although It's debatable if it warrants that title much longer.

There were about 40 Coyote Dancers, they came on the stage one after the other. Most of them were not even attractive. It was over 1 hour before a Bikini dancer made it to the stage.

It was only half full and Punters did not stay long, no one appeared interested in the coyote dancers. Only a couple were sitting with punters, consequently there was little atmosphere.

The Show Girls were good as always.

One to miss if you're looking for sexy women.

On the other hand Sweethearts was great a real party atmosphere. Everyone was having a great time with lots of Sexy Girls.


15th December

  Kaotic dress code...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Kaos
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kaos frontBypass A-GoGo on Walking Street now appears to offer a draught beer at 90 baht.

On Soi LK Metro, where Club Malibu used to be, is now Champagne Coyotes , a glass-fronted beer bar. I could not be arsed to waste time and money there.

I wonder when they are finally going to send those coyotes back to the prairie, where prairie wolves belong.

At Kaos A-GoGo on Soi LK Metro nothing has improved.

The dancers seemed to be wearing as much as they liked and as ugly as they liked.

On average their quality was even inferior to these at the latest version of Pandora's, also on Soi LK Metro. To my surprise five of them went topless, but they kept their huge double bottoms.

The music was Thai crap from YouTube.

There were not many customers, but nevertheless there was a disgusting cigarette smoke stench.

Bottled Heineken 130 baht now, lady drinks 180 (!) baht now, small buckets with ping-pong balls 250 baht.


13th December

  Full Moon Rising...

Pattaya Bar Reviews: Full Moon II on Soi Khao Talo
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In a single-unit shophouse on Soi Khao Talo, left of Krungthai Bank, where once the open-fronted short-lived Check In Beer Bar used to be, a new closed beer bar has opened: Full Moon Bar II.

Whereas many bars on lower Soi Khao Talo open at 4 p.m. or later, this bar already opens at 1 p.m.

At the rear is a (too large) bar counter with some bar stools. On the right-hand side are high tables with bar stools and mirrors on the upper half of the wall. On the left-hand side is bench seating with some low round tables and fake windows on the wall.

Unusual for the Dark Side there is no pool table.

The lighting was rather dim.

The cashier was a bottle-blonde ladyboy.

Full Moon Bar signI saw a couple of girls in the 30-45 age range and rather fat. They appeared to have come from the sister bar Full Moon Bar on upper Soi Khao Talo, right of The Bird Cage.

Contrarily to what the mamasan had told me shortly before the opening, there was no ST room.

I am not going back in a hurry.

Barfines 300 baht ST and 400 baht LT, the girls expecting 1,000 baht ST and 2,000 baht LT.

All bottled beers 55-60 baht during happy hour (1 p.m. to 5 p.m.), lady drinks 100 baht.


28th November

  Worth a detour...

Pattaya GoGo Reviews: Bypass
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bypassOn the corner of Walking Street and Soi Happy, where Crazy Bar Beer and before that for many years Best Bar with comfortable rattan armchairs used to be, another mini-gogo has opened: Bypass A-GoGo .

The layout is somewhat unusual.  Along the left-hand side are mirrors and a low, not too broad stage with on the edge nine chrome poles of about 1.8 metres high.

Along the right-hand side are mirrors on the upper half of the wall, high tables and bar stools. In between is bench seating with a good view of the stage.  Anyway, the seating is less cramped than in other recently opened gogos.

The toilets are upstairs.

The dancers went on stage in three teams of about eight each.

About of the dancers were mostly fat and ugly, double-topped and double-bottomed coyotes in white outfits, apart from a couple with black shorts or big Fahrenheit tops.

(Note that I have never seen recruiting in front of Bypass A-GoGo, but there is a banner mentioning salaries of 14,000 to 20,000 baht and 10-day contracts at 10,000 baht.)

About of the dancers were clad in white string or pants bikinis. They would go topless after a while and some of them would strip naked. Surprisingly, taking into account my experiences with recent openings, some of them were even above average.

There were about as many customers as dancers.

The waitresses were fat, friendly and efficient.

I saw a mamasan handing cash to a girl, who had been barfined. I guess the customer had paid everything up front, something I would never do.

The lighting was good and the music not causing trouble.

Although my visit was on the second day of their existence, there was already a foul cigarette smoke stench.

Happy hour 8 p.m. to 10 p.m: all drinks 70 baht.

Bottled Heineken 150 baht, all soft drinks 120 baht, lady drinks 150 baht, "model drinks" 200 baht.


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