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The following reviews are those that I come across on the web, in guide books, from contributors and of course from my own visits. Reviewers may be unreasonably harsh and bar owners may present a rosy picture of their bars...so don't take everything at face value...go and see for yourself.

If anyone would like to add a review or information please email Dave at webmaster@pattayagogos.com

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Cat's Place GoGo

Soi Day-Night
(off Pattaya Tai by TukCom)

Lady boy bar. Closed in early 2010. Re-opened in August 2010. Now closed

Champion 2 A-GoGo

Thappraya Road
Jomtien

The Jomtien GoGo, We Are No 1, originally opened as Champion 2. It was later sold and renamed We Are No 1.

 

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Freeway

Pratamnak Road

Closed in the summer of 2007

 

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We are No 1 bar sign

We Are No 1 A-GoGo

Thappraya Road
(near Jomtien beach)

From 8pm Mom-Fri
Maybe earlier Saturday and Sunday

Danger: Men working undercover

topless
some

bikini
most

 We Are No 1 A-GoGo

Renamed from Champion 2. Thai run gogo that suffers from overly long dancing stints for the girls.

April 2018
Key
draught beer bottled beer soft drink spirit lady drink Takeaway:
1000

All in:
 
 
  65 120 75   120

Make sure you get your change, the bar seems to assume that small change is a tip without asking first.

  Review from Dick Farang, January 2018: Lords and Ladyboys

About two weeks ago I too happen to have been drinking at We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien.

I think Dave's ladyboy radar does not function very well as I noticed two of them, one who went on stage and another one, also a dancer, who was hiding in the toilets.

Apart from the old, fat and ugly women, I saw a half decent one who was as drunk as a lord.

The tiny waitress seems to have vanished and the security man is now roaming the place.

I doubt you can still get an all-in experience for 1,000 baht at We Are No 1 A-GoGo. Many moons ago I barfined a young spinner from there and I paid 1,000 baht for the barfine only.

If I remember correctly bottled Heineken is still 120 baht and Chang draught 55 baht.

  Review from Dave, January 2018: Fat chance

I popped into we are the No 1 agogo just before Christmas. Nothing much has changed.

There was no sign of any Lady Boys or Midget waitresses,

There were 7 or 8 reasonable dancers and 1 old fat one. Guess who came and sat next to me? I ignored her but she wouldn't go away, sat there for half an hour till she had to go and dance. While she was dancing I moved the stool she had been sitting on. It didn't work she soon put it back. She sat there for 5 mins then finally fucked off.

None of the other girls approached me, although there were several without punters.

There was an extremely Fat man sitting at the stage, he was so big he could not walk unaided. He had 2 girls all over him.

If you want a cheap drink with some good music, not a bad way of passing a couple of hours,

  Review from Dick Farang, June 2016: Alive and Kicking

There has been a (false) rumour on internet that We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien had closed, but I can confirm that they are alive and kicking.

They even have hired two young topless spinners. They still have two ladyboy dancers, several old fatties and the probably shortest waitress in Jomtien.

Four of the dancers are on stage at any time and they go on and off stage the old-fashioned way, i.e. one at a time after not too long dance stints. All of them appeared to be double bottomed.

One other customer.

The music is still a mix of good old rock and pop, "Sir" Rod Stewart included. They also play that funny song " Who the Fuck is Alice ? "

Just for the record, I got my change correctly returned, which nowadays is not everywhere the case.

Bottled Heineken still 120 baht, Chang draught 55 baht all night.

  News from Ishi, July 2015: Late opening

The notice proclaiming 8pm opening was spotted on a weekday and the bar may open earlier at the weekend.

we are no 1 8pm

  Review from Dave, December 2014: Music was great

I popped into the no I Gogo in Jomtien Monday evening.

There were 6 overweight and below average girls in Bikini's. The 2 prettiest girls were Ladyboy waitresses,

The music was great though and beer very cheap at 55 baht for draft

Bottled beer 100.

  Review from Dick Farang, October 2014: Beware

I will never understand the rationale behind creating confusion by hiring girls and transvestites at the same bar (such as their neighbours KiK and USABAR also do) or gogo (such as Miami A-GoGo on Soi Post Office and We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien).

  Review from Dick Farang, May 2014: Changes

We Are No 1 A-GoGo in Jomtien has indeed reopened.

The interior has remained unchanged and the music was still 1970s.

There were about 10 bikini dancers, 4 of them on stage.

No nudity.

Most dancers were older or chubby, one ladyboy.

Two of the waitresses were ladyboys too.

Draught beer 55 baht (still at 11 p.m.), bottled Heineken 120 baht.

 

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Y.U? Club

Thappraya Road
Jomtien
   Y.U? Club

Opened June 2006 as a bar/disco but converted to gogo in Jan 2007.  Went dark in March 2008. Now a dentist shop.

 

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Key

last updated:
Jan 06
draught beer bottled beer soft drink spirit Bacardi Breezer lady drink Takeaway:
festivities refers to holidays when bar fines are set higher than usual

Room:
if applicable
UK Pint
Approx price of cheap lager in GBP (£1 = 70 Baht)
happy hour happy hour draught beer bottled beer soft drinks spirit & mixer breezer lady drinks not available= not available
normal hours price in Baht            

Caution: Expensive lady drink upgrades without asking
Girls order more expensive lady cocktails without pointing out that they are more expensive than the advertised lady drink cost.
hot My best guess at the favourite bars as judged by a consensus of reviewers
Danger: Men working undercover

Dancers may be lady boys

Dave's Fave

My favourites as judged by where I visit most.

Japan flag

See Japanese translation of key

Abraxas top 10 GoGo Abraxas Top 10.

A popular reviewer on the Pattaya forums selects his top 10 Walking Street GoGos almost exclusively according to the attractiveness (and availability) of the dancers. See more at Pattaya-Addicts under GoGo Reviews

     

Notes


Festivities bar fine. Many, if not, gogos charge higher barfines on what they consider special days. Every bar has a different definition of which days are special though. And some special days are even more special (expensive) than others.

The reviews are those that I come across on the web, in guide books, from contributors and of course from my own visits. Reviewers may be unreasonably harsh and bar owners may present a rosy picture of their bars...so don't take everything at face value...go and see for yourself.

Nudity cannot be guaranteed and whenever the Pattay police are on the prowl the girls cover up. Closing times are sporadic depending upon local enforcement. 2am or 3am is now the norm.

Anyone with Middle Eastern or South Asian dark skin should be aware that they may receive a rather negative welcome. 90% of gogo bars have unspecified entry restrictions which can be hard to tie down as different people have had different receptions. Unwelcome faces will be told at the door that the bar is suddenly a members only club. Discriminatory maybe, but it is for real, it is based on experience, and it is supported by those who care about the welfare of the girls.

Just a couple of times people have had a bad experience in a bar which is perhaps the fault of an individual employee rather than bar policy. More often then not, the bar would be more than happy to deal with offsite problems even when it is not strictly their problem. To try and be fair to the bars, offsite complaints about employees can only be considered for inclusion if they have first been presented to the bar involved.

If anyone would like to add a review or information please email Dave at webmaster@pattayagogos.com


Takeaway Prices

 February 2013:  Rates

  • GoGo Girl ... ST 1000/LT 2000 low end bars. 3000/5000 is the starting point in some Walking street GoGos, but 2000/3000 seems to be the norm
  • Beer Bar Girl ... ST 500-700/LT 1000 to 1000/1500
  • Beach Road Freelancer ... ST 500-700/LT 1000
  • Disco Freelancer ... ST 1000/LT 1000 to 1500/2500
  • Short Time Bar Girl... ST 700 to 1000 + 300 for the room. Note that LT is often discouraged via surprisingly high fees and barfine.
 
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